Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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