Whod you bang
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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