check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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