do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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