quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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