dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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