get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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