we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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