So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
