Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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