I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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