Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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