Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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