You really coming over, don't trick.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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