Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Less talking, more tequila
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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