Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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