Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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