I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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