Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
only you would photoshop your dick
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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