Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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