is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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