i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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