when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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