I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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