I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Congratulations! We have a period
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