what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Randomize
