I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
im about as happy as oj after his trial
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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