Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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