Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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