I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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