what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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