The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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