if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
its not stalking. its research.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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