i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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