just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
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