It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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