She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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