We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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