You work out of a Hotel?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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