Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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