lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
