a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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