i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No stitches, just platelets and will power
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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