How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Randomize
