# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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