I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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