it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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