On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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