Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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