I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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