try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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